From Hannah (requested to publish)

I am a nurse, and I frequently find out more than I want to about some people. Some is required by the job.

“Excuse me, I thought you said you have lost a ‘what’ ‘where’.” Honestly, you think that might be something I have only had to say once, but it unfortunately is not true.

Now, I am willing to say anything in general terms. For example, masturbation. Everyone does it, and the people who vehemently deny it are most likely lying. But as far as how, when, that is my business.


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