Google this - part deux
It’s that time again. Time to review the list of searched keywords people used to end up on this site.
Once again the winner is (with numerous searches):
“Kraft Egg Noodle Dinner”
Yes. Apparently I am not the only soul who is determined to taste again this delectable dish, as evidenced by the other search variations of “Chicken with Egg Noodle Dinner Kraft” and “Chicken with Egg Noodle Dinner Kraft Brown Box.”
I bet somewhere there is evidence of my own escalating search frustration, something like “Egg Noodle Dinner Where Are You Hiding It Kraft Because I KNOW You Still Make It You Evil Noodle-Hoarding Bastards.”
So I am going to do the entire WORLD a favor and tell you where my friend Michelle claims you can find it: at participating Festival Foods. Where the sneaky marketing people now call it “Kraft Noodle Classic Savory Chicken.” I’ll need to make a visit to see if she’s correct, and if she’s not, there will be tears. Hers AND mine.
Supposedly, you can also find it online here: Finally: sweet, sweet redemption
If anyone orders some, let me know if it’s the same.
Oh, and you’re welcome.
“Goldfish are nibbling each other”
Hmmm…I sympathize. There is nothing quite as distressing as looking over at your serene aquarium to see one of your Buck McLargeHuge goldfish nonchalantly noshing on his tank mate’s tail. However, ours only feast on fish that are already dying or on brand-new snails that were purchased solely to keep the tank looking halfway decent because said goldfish are filthy, filthy creatures. So I can’t help you there.
“Photoshop mastheads”
I do my own mastheads and am self-taught, so you’re best off looking elsewhere for expert advice. For your own sake.
“Battling mice”
After having to empty our traps almost daily for weeks, we had the unpleasant experience of just finding a mouse head in one of the traps, as well as the hideous discovery of a live mole. But lately, we haven’t seen a mouse in our garage. I fear they are plotting.
“Strips on algae eater as age”
I’m guessing this person meant “stripes” instead of “strips.” Unless there’s some weird fetish out there involving aquatic pole dancing. Anyway, we’ve had our last three algae eaters die on us – all within the last month – so obviously something is wrong with our water and we’re no help to you. Either that or our goldfish are murderers.
“Dimes template”
I’m hoping this person wasn’t searching for a template to make their own counterfeit coins.
“What happens to a mouse with d-con”
I’ll tell you want happens: you put D-Con in your garage and the mice take the pellets and store them in your fiance’s winter boots, your folding chairs and your golf bags, where they won’t be discovered for many, many months. Then the mice ingest the D-Con and find an undisclosed location in your garage to expire.
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